Total Frat Move by W. R. Bolen

Author:W. R. Bolen [BOLEN, W. R./THE CREATORS OF TOTALFRATMOVE.COM]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Humor / Form - Essays, Humor / General
ISBN: 9781455515059
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2013-01-14T16:00:00+00:00

Fraternities across the country utilize Hell Week as one final test before initiation. In order for the pledges to reach the finish line they must first endure the mentally and physically exhausting traditions that have been formed within the fraternity through generations of hazing. During a semester that is filled with humbling tasks, suffering, and abuse, Hell Week stands alone, but initiation is always waiting at the end of the tunnel…

On Hell Week

Betting cigarettes on which pledge will cry first during hell week. TFM.

Eating prime rib in front of the pledges during hell week. TFM.

The pledges’ assignment for the week was to break a world record. TFM.

I thought I missed my 1:00 p.m. class, but I saw a pledge in the common room with both hands directly above his head and realized it was only noon. TFM.

Bending the truth at the hospital during hell week. TFM.

The pledges think they see light at the end of the tunnel. It’s the hell week train. TFM.

Played porno on the bigscreen TV in the fratcastle and muted it. Had 2 pledges make the sounds. Funniest 30 minutes of my life. TFM.

Various smells randomly cause hell week flashbacks. TFM.

GDI referred to finals week as “hell week.” If he only knew… TFM.

EDITORS’ NOTE: For even more obvious reasons, nobody takes pictures of hell week.

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